Treasure Chest (1985)
May 20th, 2013 | 
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Director: Jack Genero
Writers: Jackson Forrest (screenplay), Ci Ci St. Martin (screenplay)
Stars: Christy Canyon, Susan Hart and Heather Wayne
Country: USA
Language: English
Plot Keywords: Hairdresser | Inheritance | Receptionist | Garage | Car Mechanic
Ivory Blake receives a letter from her Aunt Ruthie. The letter conditions the aunt’s inheritance with Ivory finding secret envelopes in various establishments. The first establishment is a hairdresser’s saloon. Ivory seduces the hairdresser with her large breasts. After she wears him down, she searches around and finds an envelope. It sends her to a video store and the hairdresser loans her his jeep. Alas, clerk Alice and receptionist Jenny blackmail her sexually for storage access. The next goal, a cave guardian, does the same thing. So do garage receptionist Jenny and car mechanic Ace, only to admit not even having any envelope. Frustrated, Ivory heads to the hairdresser’s house and waits until he finishes a date with a client. The hairdresser gets the envelope for her from the garage’s owner. The hairdresser teases Ivory with his own envelope, and she sleeps with him for it, before deciding to share the inheritance with him.
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Anal Power (1990)
Year: 1990
Country: Germany
Genre: All sex, Group, Dp
Time: 1.23.41
Language: German
Directed by: Nils Molitor
Studio: Magma
Cast: Isabelle Neyle, Katie Lear, Natalie, Sybille Rossani, Tania
Description:
“A dick in your anus,a thrill for you and me”.These words of our MAGMA girls are confirmed in this film of the well-known MAGMA quality.
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Love Potion (1990)
Year: 1990
Country: Germany
Genre: Feature, Anal Sex, Oral Sex
Length: 1:18:49
Directed by: Gabriel Pontello as Jean Mirage
Studio: Sascha Alexander
Starring: Carole Tredille, Debora Coeur, Nikky Dole, Sybille Rossani, Tania, XNK5390, Richard Lengin, Jean-Pierre Armand, Eric Weiss.
Description:
“Super” dentist invents a love potion, which he explores on their customers. It turns out that this miracle elixir never fails. From his magic could not resist, even Miss France 1985-Carole Tredille.
[FM]
Evil come evil go
Insane sexploitation film has a God-loving woman calling herself Sister Sarah Jane (Cleo O’Hara) and she goes across the country teaching people that sex is evil. This Sister thinks the best way to teach people this lesson is by picking men up in bars, taking them to a motel and then cutting them up. Whenever you dive into the world of DVDs released by Something Weird you know you’re going to get something weird and that’s the case here. This is an extremely strange little film that features a lot of sex and nudity but very little plot. The idea of a religious nut going around killing people who have sex is something funny but not for a feature film. The plot here is enough for a short film but this here runs 72-minutes, which is just way too long as the film grows old very quickly. As is to be expected, the performances are all rather bad and the direction is even worse. The low-budget nature of the film doesn’t leave for many pretty technical things but then again if you’re watching something from Something Weird then you know this already. Another problem I had is that the lead actresses just aren’t cute enough to carry this type of sexploitation film. If you’re a fan of weird films then this here is certainly a must see.
Director:Walt Davis
Writer:Walt Davis
Stars:Cleo O’Hara, Sandra Henderson and Jane Louise
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Olympic Fever (1979)
It’s the Olympic Games (not the Winter Olympics although there’s snow everywhere!) and the US women’s swimming team are training with a performance-enhancing supplement – their coaches’ semen – and it works!.
Ron Jeremy is the Russian team’s coach and affects a truly ridiculous accent. He discovers the US team’s secret and demonstrates the technique to his girls by sucking his own dick.
However it turns out that US sploodge is superior to the Russian variety as the US team takes the first three places.
Swallow it all down, girl – it’s good for you!.
Director:Phillip Marshak
Writer:Andrew Barat (original screenplay)
Stars:Serena, Seka and Paul Thomas , Ron Jeremy,Paul Thomas
[FM]
Teenage Anal Eruptions (1970)
Teenage Anal Eruptions DVD rip
Starring: Tawny Pearl, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes
Rated: XXX
Category: Anal
Run Time: 2:00:22
Released: 1970
By: Alpha Blue Archives
1.27gb
.avi
512 x 368
128kbps
Teenage Anal Eruptions 1970
Teenage Anal Eruptions Description: “As if their fresh pussies weren’t tight enough, these fresh young sluts spread opentheir virgin assholes for first time cum floods! Includes only the raunchiest taboo loops, including Devil Cult – A blackmagic ritual turns a tiny virgin into an anal craving whore! Park Lovers John Holmes takes a sweet young thing on a fieldtrip to the zoo before jamming all 12″ of cock up her rectum! Includes the absolute classic Tawny Pearl roller skating loop
and more!”
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Sex Wars (1985)
Princess Layme (Robin Cannes) hires two bounty hunters to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma (Laurie Smith) from evil Lord Balthazar, but will they be able to withstand the endless sex ‘torture’ in this porno parody of “Star Wars”? Written by Arthur King who also wrote the awful “Ten Little Maidens”, so I was pleasantly surprised that it didn’t suck total ass even. Most of the humor works, but the constant flashing to mundane things during the sex scenes (volcano eruptions, space, etc..) But you know what? It’s STILL better than those crappy Lucas-penned “Star Wars” prequels.
May the farce be with you!
Director:Bob Vosse
Writers:Arthur King (screenplay), Arthur King (story), and 1 more credit »
Stars:Laurie Smith, Paul Thomas and Robin Cannes
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Ms. Magnificent (1977)
Directed by:Joe Sherman
Genre:Adult
Synopsis:The original title of this movie was “Super-woman” until the DC Comics’ lawyers discovered the slight copyright infringement and proceeded to clip Desiree Cousteau’s erotic cape. Ms. Magnificent is an hilarious tale about a sexy young heroine who flies through the air on a mission to save mankind from the frustration of sexual boredom. She also battles the evil clutches of villainess Kreeta Borgia who has vowed to banish all sexual encounters from the face of the earth. This is one of the funniest, most unrestrained erotic adult comedies of all time — a real collector’s item!
(from excaliburfilms.com)
Casts:
Desiree Cousteau … Superwoman/Linda Kent
Jessie St. James … Kreetia Borgia
Holly McCall … Lois Lay
Mike Horner … Clark Click
John Seeman … Charles Brody
David Morris … Jake the Neighbor
Larry Davis … John
Liza Dwyer … Mildred
Freddi Nobodi … English Man
Sharon Kane … Female Flight Controller #1
Starr Wood … Female Flight Controller #2
Jesse Adams … Male Flight Controller #1
Vernon von Bergdorfe … Male Flight Controller #2
Runtime:80 min
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Love After School (1974)
Love After School is an extracurricular fuckfest featuring demi-legend EVE ORLON as “an unusual gal” who’s got “her own sex thing.”
Translation: she’s a sex-ed teacher who supplements her in-class instruction by visiting her students at home and giving them live demonstrations. Gadzooks! The students eagerly look forward to these visits because, like all red-blooded American boys and girls, they wish to learn “how to properly fuck.”
“Teach” keeps up a running commentary of pseudo-educational nonsense, but after gawking at the demos and making sophomoric cracks, the students volunteer to give their own live demonstrations. Which is what we were waiting for, right? Before you can say, “Pop Quiz,” the entire class is participating in a hardcore Show & Tell, providing their own idiot commentary.
The girls are all young and delicious, there’s a crazy narrator who talks to the movie, not in it, and if you’re anything like the Deviate, you’ll find yourself longing wistfully for those bodacious days of gang-bangs and bongs — when love came as close as it ever will to actually being free.
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